Babylon Bee wrote a great spoof about Dr. Fraudci Getting In Heated Debate With Seventeen Previous Versions Of Himself…
“The virus was created in a lab!” present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing past Fauci to wag his finger and shake his head emphatically.
“No, no, no, that’s a deranged conspiracy theory!” past Fauci said. “It’s practically alt-right! Didn’t you check Snopes? Anyway, at least we can agree we should wear double masks forever.”
“No, masks aren’t necessary anymore!” said current Fauci. “We just wear them for political theater.”
“That’s insulting! They’re absolutely not theater!” said early May Fauci.
At that moment, another version of Fauci suddenly appeared from March 2020, agreeing with current Fauci but taking it a step further, saying, “Masks are useless. They just make people feel better!”
Both of the other Faucis then ganged up on March 2020 Fauci, calling him an “anti-science mask denier.”
Another Fauci then appeared, and then another, and then another, and all heck broke loose, with the Faucis screaming at one another and calling each other “Q anon crazies” and “progressive totalitarians,” depending on the version of Fauci.
Finally, an uneasy truce was called, as all the Faucis agreed they at least all wanted the same thing: to stay in the spotlight forever.
All the world’s a stage, right? “And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts.”
One of the most famous quotes by William Shakespeare, playwright. Not to be confused with William (Bill) Shakespeare, first man on earth to get a Pfizer vaccine against Covid. Now, to be referred to as the former William Shakespeare as he unfortunately died of an “unrelated illness/stroke” this week.
Bet he regrets taking a small step for mankind.
By the way, strokes are not “unrelated” to the Covid vaccine. Eighteen Connecticut teens have reported heart problems after getting the coronavirus vaccine, and even the CDC is deigning to look into a possible link between heart problem and Covid vaccines in young people.
More about these and other “myths of the Covid vaccine” debunked in today’s video. Including the fact that self-spreading vaccines are genetically engineered to move through populations like communicable diseases. Which in plain English means that the vaccines are causing side effects in unvaccinated people. And Pfizer knew about it, as proven by their concerns of “occupational exposure” or in other words, the shot’s adverse side effects can be transmitted from the vaccinated to the unvaccinated.
If you’ve wondered why there are so many new sick people in areas with mass vaccinations –– wonder no more.
In other news, there’s a new crypto whale in town, and if you don’t have privacy coins, you’re not going to enjoy Joe Biden’s new tax plans. The good news is that atomic swaps are a breakthrough technology for Monero. The centralized exchanges won’t be as heavily relied on soon. People with massive amounts of Bitcoin can now safely cash out into Monero without getting KYC’ed / tracked down. Find out more in today’s walk & talk with Lucy and Jeff!
If you can’t beat them, be smart. And one of the smartest moves you can make right now is to get a 2nd or even 3rd residency. Panama has always been an easy choice with great tax benefits, but that door will be closing in August when the Friendly Nations Visa changes completely.
It’s a pleasure!
By Jeff Berwick